Hip Demotivational Poster
D - 6 A HIT! -
CITIZENSHIP TEST -
BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.
TRUE FRIEND -
Father Knows Best -
TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper
HIPSTERS - It takes a lot of effort to look like you don't care.
RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?
CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.
A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.
ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.
ANTI WAR -
WHIP IT - Whip it good
PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES
US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0
HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
WINTER HATS - in the summer time, they make it easy to spot the douche bags.
STAYING SINGLE -
TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -
PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any
UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!
SAFE WEATHER -
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.
OLD TECHNOLOGY -
RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one
3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.
IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.
WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -
MARRIAGE - "IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trapped here, but because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)
I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always
TRUTH HURTS -
LEADERSHIP 101 - No one is filing a report with HR when you choke out coworkers in public for annoying you.
LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
HIPPIES - There even on the dark side
WANDERING - Re-establishes The Original Harmony Which Once Existed Between Man And The Universe
A Woman Scorn -
I HEAR - that train a-comin' it's comin' round the bend
HOW THINGS WORK -
YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.
HIPPOS - THEY COME IN -
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -
DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
A GOOD DAY -
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - It starts with a Friendship.
THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk
MARRIAGE - I don't mind being whipped, as long as she handcuffs me first.
RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway
FACEPALM - Even this woman is asswhipped by your fail.
REMEMBER THE TITANS -
BRIEF ENCOUNTER -
THE MORNING AFTER - Can be a little awkward
YOUNG LOVE -
CRY ME A RIVER -
THANKFUL TO HAVE DONE MY PART -
BACON CAT -
WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SEASICK HIPPO? - L O T S O F R O O M
IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect
HIPSTER BUNNY SAYS - Your Facebook posts are lame...
KEEP ON LOVING YOU -
TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving
KISSING ASS - Contrary to popular belief Wealth, Loyalty and Looks Are not the primary factors in a happy relationship
TRANSPARENCY - It's important in a relationship.
CENSORSHIP SUCKS -
DUDE - They wanted you to do it.
TRUE LOVE -
A History Of Violence -
TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies
HIPSTER BRUCE LEE - "I had Skill Level Asian Before it was popular." "I'm with the White Lotus, you've probably never heard of them."
LIKE A KICK TO THE GROIN - I just don't get Eastern culture
GONE WITH THE WIND -
WHIP MA WHOP MA GATE - Proof that despite what they say, Town planning officials also have access to drugs.
QUITTING TIME -
AL-QAEDA - Adopting new interrogation techniques for the modren world.
VIKING SHIP - Spare Tire
GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs
HEY YOU GUYS! -
FRIENDSHIP - i wanna be friends with that creature
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